The Koala Bear and the Lizard
One day a small lizard was walking through the forest. He smelled pot and looked up to find a koala bear sitting in a tree.
The little lizard looked up and said, "Hey koala bear, what are you doing up there?"
The bear replied, "I'm getting high, come on up." So the lizard joined the bear in the tree.
They continued to smoke joint after joint until finally the little lizard said, "My mouth is dry like cotton."
The koala bear agreed and told the lizard to go down to the river and get a drink and in the meantime he would roll another joint.
The little lizard attempted to lean over to drink water from the river and was so stoned, he fell right in and started splashing around.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to help the lizard to shore. He said, "Lizard what is wrong with you?"
The lizard replied, "I've been getting stoned with the koala bear. I needed water and fell in the river."
The crocodile said, "I don't believe this. Take me to the tree you were in."
So they walked through the forest and they come to the tree where the koala bear was sitting. The crocodile looked up and said, "Hey koala bear, what are you doing up there?"
The koala bear looked down and said, "Holy crap dude, how much water did you drink?"