Politics, media and general commentary on the news of the day...with the occasional rant.
Tell everyone the duck story. The T-Dude has a great duck story. Encourage him to tell it. He doesn't have anything better to do, except suffer with his horrible spring cold. (And we all know how well men suffer with the sniffles...right hmc?)
Hey. I'm a man. I suffer with great dignity and humility. Now my husband on the other hand...Tell the duck story!
T-Dude... tell the duck story! You can tell the duck story as you upload all of your pictures that I can't seem to let up on(I will give up eventually.. but remember, I'm a chick and we can nag 'till the cows come home).And yes, Carolyn. My dad's phrase has always been "I'm dyin' here, you know". My hubby is the most enormous baby in the world when it comes to colds. We've had sniffles and some minor coughs going around the house this week and when I told Steelo the yesterday that I was definitely sure that I was getting sick, he got all depressed because he knows it will be coming after him. Usually, in this house, once one gets it, it's a countdown to when everyone else will have it. Thankfully this one hasn't knocked us all on our butts and is going away rather quickly.Sorry.. that rambling thing again. That's what happens when I don't have anyone older than 9 to talk to for days on end.
Since it has been established that many of us do enjoy a good show tune I thought I would share with you all the Broadway Musical I am working on. It is called “Left Side Story”. It is about a star crossed party that can’t get its shit together. I don’t have the full score done yet, but I do have two numbers that I think are ready for production.AMERICAHILLARY Puerto Rico, You lovely island . . . Island of tropical breezes. Always the delegates growing, The popular vote leader showing . . . OBAMAPuerto Rico . . . You ugly island . . . Island of tropic diseases. Always the lead I am blowing, Always the doubters are growing . . . And the preachers imploding, And the media crying, And the insults are flying. I hope that you all will remember None of them can vote in November! OTHERSI like to be in America! O.K. by me in America! Vote Hillary in America She drinks with me in America! HILLARYI like the city of San Juan. OBAMAGeneral Election should get on. HILLARYYour candidacy is if full swoon. OBAMAYou’re making me look like a buffoon! ALLWorking class votes in America, White people vote in America, Poor people vote in America, My coalition in America! HILLARYI'll have a cervesa in San Juan. OBAMAThat’s an island you should stay on. HILLARYI'll give my husband a free ride. OBAMAHow many girlfriends must he hide?ALLImmigrant goes to America, Has a black son in America; Who’d have though so in America Puerto Rico's in America?HILLARYI’m on T.V. down in San Juan. OBAMAI want this election to move on! HILLARYI’ve got the political machine. OBAMAIt’s all dirty money – you’re not clean!ALLI like the shores of America! Denver is yours in America! Behind closed doors in America, Political whores in America! HILLARYWhen I will go back to San Juan? OBAMAWhen you will shut up and get gone? HILLARYConvention outcome is unclear! OBAMAAll because of well timed tears!OBAMAHarold Ickes(spoken) Obama . . . (sings) The most beautiful speech I ever heard: Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama . . . All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word . . Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama . . . Obama! I've just met a guy named Obama, And suddenly this game Will never be the same To me. Obama! I've voted for Barack Obama, And suddenly I've found How wonderful a sound Can be! Obama! Say it loud and there's music playing, Say it soft and it's almost like praying. Obama, I'll never stop saying Obama! The most beautiful speech I ever heard. Obama.
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