Now it seems Tiger's been sticking the ol' fairway wood in more than one chick's club house. Depending on which sleazy publication you read, the number of supposed mistresses is as high as 9. The most salacious of which is a "porn star" Holly Sampson who allegedly played a few extra-marital holes with the world's best golfer. According to Internet Movie Database the 36-year-old has appeared in 11 videos this year alone, including such titles as My First Sex Teacher, Suck it Dry 6 and MILF Bone 4.
(According to the New Yorker Magazine's movie critic, Suck it Dry 6 lacked some of the depth of the first five in the series but MILF Bone 4 shows how a film series can just get better with a little maturity.)
By the way, how does one gain the title porn "star"? I mean really, what's the difference between a porn star and someone who just screws on camera a lot? Better body? Better delivery of lines?
According to this L.A. Times article, the place for adult film pros to network is this place in Burbank called Sardo's Grill & Lounge on Porn Star Karaoke Night.
I don't know about you, but when I think about a porn star having a hidden talent, I'm not thinking singing. Of course, maybe that's why they call them hidden talents.
Does this mean that the next big thing in porn is going to be the musical? Just think of the great titles: Annie Grab my Gun, A Lad In, Bye Bye Boobies, All That Jizz, the possiblilities are endless.
Although, I'm thinking films like that would probably do better in the gay male market. If Ms. Sampson's titles from the blurb above are any indication, the straight male market wants their porn titles to be pretty...well...straight forward.
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Asscar, Betty Cocker, Blonded By The Light, Bone Ranger, Catcher In The Rear, Count Rackula, Gee You're Tits Taste Terrific, Grand Theft Orgy, Most Likely to SUCKSeed, How The West Was Hung, New Jack Titty, No Cunty For Old Men, Saturday Night Beaver...
All straight titles.
HA! What a list...point well taken!
Swingin' In The Rain, Cherry Poppins, The Wizard of Os, The Bang Wagon, Beauty And The Breast, Show Butt, Seven Brides Do Seven Brothers.
Some titles don't even need to change! An American In Paris (If you could get Ms. Hilton to take the role), Grease.
Frankly, I was shocked. I really thought he was Daddy's little good boy with a sqeeky clean background. Someone kids could look up to.
Disappointing
As an aside, see this interesting analysis of Tiger's PR strategy:
http://bit.ly/5IheAj
Maybe not as poorly handled as you might think....
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