Thursday, March 01, 2007

The Paris Hilton

I have a new hero. That hero's name is Jesse Washington, the Associated Press Entertainment Editor. Washington sent a memo to AP reporters telling them that Paris Hilton will no longer be mentioned on the AP Wire -- barring any major events. I'm hoping this ban includes any new photos of her "girlie bits" or the release of any more video tapes of her being naked/stupid/racist/drunk/stoned/or sexually engaged with some poor herpes infection waiting to happen.

Please let this be the beginning of a trend., are you listening? Leave this kind of reporting to the celebrity tabloids and stick to actual news.

AP Entertainment Editor Institutes Ban on Paris Hilton Coverage

By the way, that really is a photo of the Hilton Hotel in Paris.

1 comment:

PFlesher said...

A voice of reason in a sea of insanity!

My only fear is the article said .."The AP was largely successful in the experiment.."

Does this mean it was a one-time deal? Do you think they can be convinced to give her up for Lent?