Sunday, January 10, 2010
Quick Hits: Now with Health Benefits
According to Elizabeth Cohen, a health reporter for whom I have a lot of respect, sex is good for you. In fact, having more sex is the New Year's Resolution you should make. Women have less pronouced symptoms of menopause and lower risk for breast cancer, men live longer and have a lower risk of prostate cancer. It also burns calories and is good for your heart.
So don't listen to those wack jobs who say sex is only for procreation. It is actually an important part of any overall fitness plan. I can just see it now, come to Bally's Fitness Center and Brothel! I see a lot of strained groins in their future.
CNN: Sex Health Benefits
New Blog to Follow!
I don't remember how I stumbled across Candice, but I'm glad I did. In a word, she's funny. And if you're anything like me, you need the funny now and then. So swing over to her place and see the world through her eyes. Read about cat fights in the mall, corn cob fellatio and why letting your kids repeatedly injure themselves is actually a parenting technique. On top of it all, she's a nurse so you can hear the occational moron patient story, the latest involving the gift that keeps on giving. Stop by and say howdy to Candice, you'll be glad you did. Tell her The T-Dude sent ya!
Life According to Candice
Ewwww! A study found coliform bacteria in 48 percent of the sodas that were sampled. Turd germs in my cola? Gross. But that begs the question, how the hell did turd germs get in them in the first place? What exactly are those fast food workers doing with those machines? Are they giving them rim jobs? Are they washing them with toilet water? Either way...I think I'll stick with bottled water.
Soda Machines Harbor Fecal Bacteria